Rich, a concert-ticket counterfeiter, scams Gary in order to get on the show, and then refuses to leave the lobby. Also, Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue call the show.
Krissy, a foot fetish model, talks about lesbian experiences, gets tickled by Gary and Howard, and ""Tonto the Stockbroker"" spits a chewed-up sandwich on her feet while ""Cowboy Christy"" tries to lick it up.
A woman who called in, wanting meet Benjy, had to cancel because she was under house arrest, but in order to prank Benjy, a woman named Amanda, who really just wants to meet Howard, pretends to be her.
In order to win $3000, Michelle must get naked, get rolled up in a carpet, get pushed around the streets of New York in a garbage can, and get a hat from a pedestrian.
Rap & rock star Kid Rock and protege Uncle Kracker come in to talk to Howard and meet fans Dar and Kristen. Also, Bridy, who was previously on the show and won liposuction from Dr. Sal Calabro, shows off the results.
Hard Rock Hotel & Casino cocktail waitresses Brandi and Sunshine come in with the casino's marketing director Eric Arnold and the owner's son Harry Morton. Also gossip columnist and TV show host A.J. Benza promotes ""Playboy - Complete Anna Nicole Smith"".
Two women make out with Beetlejuice for prizes: Christie to win a chance to play the music of her husband's band (Loaded Poets) on the air, and Sarah to win breast implants.
