The Heart, She Holler

When "Boss" Hoss Heartshe dies, he bequeaths his town to his long-hidden and dim-witted son Hurlan, who has just been introduced to human society. Thus begins the bizarre and horrifying saga of Heartshe Holler.

Genre: Comedy,

Actor:

Creator: Vernon Chatman, Alyson Levy, John Lee,

Country: United States of America,

Type: tv

Season: 3

Episode: N/A

Duration: 11 minutes

Release: 2011-11-06

Rating: 7.1

Season 1 - The Heart, She Holler
2011-11-06
When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)
2011-11-07
Hambrosia and Hurshe use the greatest weapons of all time to get control of the holler: hand chops, doll-napping and murder.
2011-11-08
Boss Hoss Heartshe decides its high time Hurlan, his head man-boy in charge cracks the nut of the town curse.
2011-11-09
Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the Bible.
2011-11-10
When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.
2011-11-11
When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!

Season 2 - The Heart, She Holler
2013-09-10
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
2013-09-11
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
2013-09-12
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
2013-09-13
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
2013-09-16
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
2013-09-17
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
2013-09-18
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
2013-09-19
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
2013-09-20
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
2013-09-23
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
2013-09-24
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
2013-09-25
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
2013-09-26
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
2013-09-27
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.

Season 3 - The Heart, She Holler
2014-12-02
One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.
2014-12-03
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
2014-12-04
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
2014-12-05
When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
2014-12-06
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
2014-12-09
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.
2014-12-10
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
2014-12-11
The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.