1982-09-27
Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.
1982-10-04
The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.
1982-10-11
Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.
1982-10-18
Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.
1982-11-01
An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.
1982-11-08
Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.
1982-11-15
Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.
1982-11-22
Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.
1982-11-29
When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.
1982-12-13
Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)
1982-12-20
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
1982-12-20
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
1982-12-27
Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.
1983-01-10
To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.
1983-01-24
Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.
1983-01-31
Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.
1983-02-07
Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.
1983-02-14
A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.
1983-02-21
Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.
1983-03-07
Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.
